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Monster Fuckers

by Monster Smash Party

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1.
Monster 101 02:21
You won't find what you’re looking for If you run into us No one smiles at us anymore They turn and run away Facade splinterin at the seam Gnawing on broken bones Years and years and years go by Forgetting that we’re all alone If you want monsters Then we'll be monsters If you want fear We’ll give you it If you want nightmares We’ll be your nightmares We’ll be whatever you need But first there's something that we need From You
2.
The Hunter 04:17
On the prowl Searching for a big strong beast to Come and plow Little me Everything The smell the fear the way you hold me To the ground Exhilarating It's worth the risk I know To get a taste of something new To get a feel for danger The moonlight glistens all for you It gives me chills you know To get whiff a of something fierce Hotter than hot Closer than close Deeper than anything I know Stop that fool your gonna hate that Its gonna break your body in half Can’t you learn to stay away, stay away Stop that. It's gonna mark that. And you will never be the same it's gonna take you away You won't live another day It's worth the risk I know To get a taste of something new To get a feel for danger The moonlight glistens all for you It gives me chills you know To get whiff a of something fierce Hotter than hot Closer than close Deeper than anything I know And I know what they will say That i won't live another day But I know you too And I know they will say But you wait here every day And I always get away You call them monsters You made them monsters Well what will you make out of me The beasts that you hunt The time that you want And slowly slowly i feed
3.
Monster 03:39
I can hear I can smell I can sense when you're under my spell I will hunt I will kill I will do it to you as well In the night Crying out You won't find what you're looking for Savage strings Pulling me No one should be looking for me cause I'm a Monster monster monster Oh yeah they all cry Save me save me save me They don't wanna die Laughing laughing ooooh That's the one I need Taste me taste me Toooooo Cause this is all that I know And i'm the star of the show I'm the fear that you need Im the hole in your dream I can laugh I can wail I can sense when your under my tail Why would anyone ever be looking for me Why would anyone ever be looking for me Why would anyone ever be looking for me Why would anyone ever be looking for me Ahhh Are you gonna give me what I want Ohhh Are you gonna give me what I need Ahh Are You gonna leave me here in pieces Ohhhh Are you gonna do something to me Ahhh Are you gonna give me what I want Ohhh Are you gonna give me what i need Ahh Are You gonna leave me here in pieces Ohhhh Are you gonna finish in me cause I'm a Monster monster monster Oh yeah they all cry Save me save me save me They don't wanna die Laughing laughing ooooh That's the one I need Taste me taste me Toooooo Cause this is all that I know And I'm the star of the show I'm the fear that you need I'm the hole in your dream I'm the star of the show If you want monsters I'll be your monster
4.
Run Away 03:51
It is what it is And there Ain't no doubt about it Well the people wanted blood So they just looked around and found it If there's nothing here to love Then Why are you still Hanging round Aren't you worried you'll be gone and then I'll never hear your sound You better run! When I go home my dog won't be waiting for me Its all just infinite tradition and no none of it is free Got no brother and no sister out there watching out for me So won't you please just load that gun And run away with me Don't you want me Don't you want a chance to become me Aren't i Alluring Aren't i free Do you see your reflection in me So run away with me I know you want me I can smell the scent on your body You want this blood Am I in love Can you handle Just one more one more shoveeeeee Let the whole world split at the seams Cause the past ain't worth that much to me And the people I know won't search for me Because it really aint all that fun Feeling your name swell up in me As I claw and scream so desperately and the throbbing beats incessantly Go ahead Unload that gun You better run Well it is what it is a perpetual machine Grind em up and rub em out Forgetting everybody needs To get away from everything Won't you give me what i need Load me up and let it bleed Will you give me what i need And run away with me Don't you want me Don't you want a chance to become me Aren't i Alluring Aren't i free Do you see your reflection in me So run away with me I know you want me I can smell the scent on your body You want this blood Am I in love Can you handle Just one more one more shoveeeeee You better run
5.
Horror Show 04:10
I wanna make you a man Come here and show me something I understand I wanna make you feel good Like I knew that I would Ohhh baby look at me I am everything you need Take Nothing, set me free Will you Be a good boy for me Ohh yeah look at ne I am everything you need Now Lie Lie Lie to me Yeah Touch me Kiss me Hurt me Take me Make me Wish I Never came here At all The moon is out and the stage is set There's a lovey bed with a beast you've never met Well Don't you want a feature with your favorite kind of creature Cause this monster smash party's gonna be a double feature Have I been looking for you as you been looking for me It's on the tip of my tongue why don't you taste it and see Keep your balls warm and your enemies warmer It's a horror show babe and I'm an overperformer I want it all, everything you've got So drop the wimpy act and pin me to the spot I want it all, everything you've got It's a horror show boy, and yeah im calling the shots Oh yeah move that derriere, snap back And grind it through my hair, like that And take me to your lair, swish swack Ill be good i swear, Plap plap Put your legs up in the air And twirl around without a care Don't utter any kind of prayer Just help yourself get it in there Have I been looking for you as you been looking for me It's on the tip of my tongue why don't you taste it and see Keep your balls warm and your enemies warmer It's a horror show babe and I'm an overperformer I want it all, everything you've got So drop the wimpy act and pin me to the spot I want it all, everything you've got It's a horror show boy, and yeah im calling the shots Gotta get it in, gotta get it in, get it Gotta get it in, gotta get it in, get it Gotta get it inside, Take it from the outside Can't stand to die before I've tried Gotta get everything inside Get it on the inside, take it from the outside Gotta get every inch inside Rail me within an inch of my life
6.
Welcome to the show Its time to let everyone know Just what your made of Nighmares never end But you and I can still be friends If you can make it Inside One two three four.. If you've got claws and toothy grins A million eyes, the kings of limbs Just come on in Come on home If it's a dark and stormy night And you need shelter it's all right To come to seek shelter At the monster disco Tentacles and genitals Accidental rituals All around the dance hall Monster monster disco Werewolf with a top hat Cactus and a green bat Come on lets all salivate Monster monster disco oh oh The big green bat bat a green big eye Everyone is gonna die Stomp your paws and clap your hands monster monster disco Monster clap, one two clap Spin around and face the bat Stomp your paws and clap your hands Monster monster disco Welcome to the show You will forget me when you go I hope you're happy I hope you're safe But you never really know Just where your hopes and dreams will go when you're awake It's not always doom and gloom Love can bloom within a tomb So shoot your goo across the room Knot me at the disco Grab a ghoul and come on down Moan and groan all through the toan Theres monster fuckers all around The monster disco Tentacles and genitals Accidental rituals All around the dance hall Monster monster disco Werewolf with a top hat Cactus and a green bat Come on lets all salivate Monster monster disco oh oh The big green bat bat a green big eye Everyone is gonna die Stomp your paws and clap your hands monster monster disco Monster clap, one two clap Spin around and face the bat Stomp your paws and clap your hands Monster monster disco The pools of time are shallow and They don't have what you need you try to hide the monster But the monster has to feed
7.
Rockefelle, knock a fella Bust him down a peg All your old money is dead Bustin straight into their head Like a Wild tiger, sugar glider Strip em from his bed Painting everybody red Make em scared to even think about the Monster smash party that is coming down for you And there's nothing you can do No there's nothing you can do About the Monster smash party that is waiting here for you And there's nothing you can do Make em scared to even think about The chance that they might run you though The chance that they might get you too Awooooo Wave your hands. Clap your paws Grab em with your Poisoned claws Send your cheers to the moon Let em hear our fierce awoo (awoooo) Break the bread Smash a leg Paint the whole wide world red Cause it's all been built to burn When will anybody learn Everybody gets a turn To be the monster Awoooo hahahaha Nice mutt, down Sit sit sit sit (yeah yeah) Awooooo Good Mutt (Hahahahah) Vander built a bigger house And burnt it to the ground All your poison sticks around Ash to ash and pound for pound Like a Gaping jaw, a massive claw Comes crashing through the crowd All the zealots screaming loud Lick your lips and make us proud Are you ready for the party that is waiting here for you Well there's nothing you can do No there's nothing you can do About the monster smash party that is coming down for you Are you scared to even think about it Scared to even move Wave your hands. Clap your paws Grab em with your Poisoned claws Send your cheers to the moon Let em hear our fierce awoo (awooo) Break the bread Smash a leg Paint the whole wide world red Cause it's all been built to burn When will anybody learn Everybody gets a turn To be the monster Awoooo hahahaha Nice mutt, down Sit sit sit sit (yeah yeah) Awooooo Good Mutt (Hahahahah)
8.
So change me around Containing the sound Is rumbling through the room Through the walls and into you Into you Into me and you Maybe I’m reaching you Can you hear me too If you want monsters We’ll be your monsters Be your monsters all for you If you want nightmares We’ll be your nightmare Be your nightmare all for you If you want monsters We’ll be your monsters Be your monsters all for you If you want nightmares We’ll be your nightmares Maybe I'll connect with you

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Do you like monsters? Do you really really REALLY like monsters? Well hello to you my freeky little friend because I have got the product for you. A whole album about getting plowed by monsters! What a novel idea!

CRITICS ARE RAVEING!

~ "That was pretty gay!":

~ "what's worse than reading your friend's erotic fan fiction? hearing that fan fiction turned into a musical."

~"Probably the worst full album Ive heard in a long time. Gotta give it a 10/10"


Here's to all you nasty freeks out there.
Happy october

Album art drawn by @Hasukoichi on twitter. check them out here
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I sure hope my parrents dont find this

Oh yeah, If people seem to like this, then there might be a Monster Fuckers 2 next october.

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released October 23, 2022

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